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Random fact (not) about me #7

loubird7:

meiilan:

In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.

Yo momma jokes just acquired a whole new level of creepy.

Loki also prevented a certain man from completing the wall surrounding Asgard by seducing his male horse by transforming into a mare. Their offspring had eight legs and came to be known as Sleipnir, the horse Odin rode.

ladystilts:

destinedforfailure:

annarocket:

Tiny Victorian Cottage

With only $3000 on renovation and furniture, Sandra Foster transformed a Catskills hunting cabin into this romantic 9-by-14-foot Victorian cottage. She did all the carpentry work herself, using vintage columns, flooring and wavy glass windows. via nytimes

(Source: brain-food)

princeofkokoros:

timothy-turner:

laenutts:

he looks like a model

he is a model

he’s not a model the camera just turned on by itself

FIERCE!

princeofkokoros:

timothy-turner:

laenutts:

he looks like a model

he is a model

he’s not a model the camera just turned on by itself

FIERCE!

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

mastershipper:

notichi:

ancient-norse-pancakes:

carleybot:

pineappledean:

thisisrealsammy:

capsicle-paladecki:

the-stench-of-that-impala:

The stench of that cock

cocksicle-paladecki

or capsicle-cock

cockisrealsammy

thisisrealcock

pineapplecock

COCKBOT

ANCIENT-NORSE-COCKS

notcock.

Master cock -or- Cock Shipper

SpicyCock… CockGingersnap… >:D

(Source: supaspicy)

(Source: releaseintotheuniverse)

Reblog if your eyes are an ocean and your breasts are also an ocean.

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bokunovriska:

goffslut:

literally my favourite video on the internet

chRIST

(Source: dr-o-wn)

May 9
just-another-stormtrooper:

i-cant-f0rget:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

holy crap
I CAN SEE SOUNDS.
DEVIOUS FUCKERY
I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT
GFGKLEMFNGK
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.
what the fuck..

WHAT IS THIS!?!!?!?!?!!?AHHHHHGGGGGG

just-another-stormtrooper:

i-cant-f0rget:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

holy crap

I CAN SEE SOUNDS.

DEVIOUS FUCKERY

I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT

GFGKLEMFNGK

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.

what the fuck..

WHAT IS THIS!?!!?!?!?!!?AHHHHHGGGGGG

(Source: redmoonlight)